My Pal Ralph!
"Never laughed so hard at that dog next door ... what a sucker!" Hey Ralphy, are you sure you're man's best friend? LOL. That's why they gave me a poop box ... cause they knew I would'nt stoop so low. Keep up the good work though. I over heard your master bragging about your accomplishments to the neigbour yesterday. Maybe you'll get promoted to doing his yard too. Had to see it to believe it. LOLs
Hockey and Business
... a winning combination!
You Know you are a Hockey Fan when:
1.Your idea of serving breakfast is giving each of your kids a fork and dropping an Eggo in the middle of the table.
2. You punish your kids with "minors," "majors," and "misconducts."
3. When you come to a traffic signal, the light turns green, you stop.
4. When you come to a traffic signal and the light turns red, you get really excited and start cheering.
5. You consider the Forum in Montreal a place of worship.
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The Rules of Golf
- The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.
If you want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
- When you look up and cause an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
- Any change works for a maximum of three holes and a minimum of not at all.
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